Late Hipster Pwnage

People ask me all the time why I hate people, why I am a nihilist, all that shit. As if I fucking want to. As if I  chose to be like this. As if I can just ignore the shit that I put up with. First of all, I know I'm late as hell with this pwnage, I don't care. I just made this blog, so deal with it.

Travie McCoy: Billionaire ft. Bruno Mars

This song, has over 15 million views. Most people cannot even comprehend this number. That must mean it's wonderful. These many people cannot ALL have a bad taste in music. Let's take a look at these brilliant lyrics:

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire

My mind is challenged, my vision is inspired. I don't know about you guys, but this guy has some original and interesting shit that he wants. Most people just want to live normal lives and be poor, but this guy just challenges the fuck out of all of us, and dares to want to be filthy rich. Now that's a true artist.

Let's continue examining this powerful and brilliant message :

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh-t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
Its been a couple months that I’ve been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
hehe, Get it, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

So, apparently that's how you solve world problems like hunger n' shit :
1. Be rich
2. Adopt some kids and give a few Mercedes
3. Watch the world prosper because you solved EVERYTHING.
Yes, that should do the trick. This is now worthy of 15 million views, because it says what about 90% of the poor population would do if they were rich as shit. Woohoo ! MORE WONDERFUL AND BRILLIANT ART PLEASE !

I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

So people, buy this song. Make these guys rich because.. they sing about how they want to be rich. You know.. this is interesting. If a man begs for a buck, in the street, just to make a living, he gets shit. But if a guy begs for billions ! in a song, and he promotes it to everyone, he gets 15 million views and most likely, lots of cash. Also, this is supposed to be art. This is suppose to be the thing that if you don't listen to, if you don't like, then you suck ! Thanks, society !

The only thing that you can possibly defend, are their voices. But I make an appeal to reason, and say that you can't value even that ! Let's take Bruno Mars for instance. He was born with a good singing voice, proper conditions to develop a musical taste, and he turned out to sing a crappy shitty song in which he just expressed the thing that.. fuck it ! 100% of people want, and there. Art, Entertainment, Quality music, 15 million fucking views, money, fame, ART !


  1. that was awesome! hahahah

  2. Rapping about getting rich is probably the most common sort of rapping there is, except perhaps about grinding on hoes at the club. I'm still collating data, as they say.

    It's sort of what the whole gangsta culture is about, bling bling and whatnot.

  3. I hate it when shit heads with zero talent perform on live tv. Example: Black Eyed Peas at the SuperBowl...

  4. @M34nMrMust4rd:
    What ? That's not rap, that's shit.
    This is rap : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3hrtp1T84

  5. Great man, I really like your blog :)